There are a two probable explanations.
One would point to a culmination of experiences in the entertainment industry over a number of years, that is, between 1987 and 2007. And at this point my lawyer would suggest I say that Zeak the Sheik is a completely fictional character.
involves an unfortunate event that has stayed with me my entire life. It occured at Walt Disney World, in 1977. I'm sure if Walt knew, he'd be rolling in his grave. And not because I was wearing a beige leisure suit...