Be Wealthy Now! - The Von Noshrilgram System

People often ask:

"Alistair A. Vogan, how can you afford all the bling?" 

The truth is, honestly, I don't even notice anymore. 

"Well, is it from all the advances from the publishers and the result of fierce bidding wars between the studios for the movie rights to How To Lose Your Voice Without Screaming?" they ask. 

Nope. That's just the tip of the ice-burg.

When I explain and they finally understand that I've actually been independently wealthy for some time, well, yes, they are surprised! They're surprised not because I am so super-duper affluent but because of the ingenious way in which I made it happen... 

And it's time you found out for yourself.

Be Wealthy Now!

The Ivan Von Noshrilgram System (2011)

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Be Wealthy Now! - The Ivan Von Noshrilgram System

Now, instantly be the coolest kid in your peer group. Begin reading the beta version of the novel

How To Lose Your Voice 
Without Screaming 

Simply 
hit 
the 
following 
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I want to levitate

Copyright 2000 (Alistair Avery Vogan / the Von  Noshrilgram Foundation)

Thoughts: Top Five Books To Take When Stuck On Desert Island

Thinking of my favourite books. If I was trapped on a desert island and could only have five books to read or - if things got really rough - eat, they would be...

1) War and Peace
2) In Search of Lost Time
3) East of Eden
4) Spring Snow
5) The Catcher in the Rye

Bonus books I would secretly hide in my pants...

1) In Cold Blood
2) A Prayer for Owen Meany
3) Barney's Version
4) Fifth Business
5) William Shakespeare's Collected Plays

The one book I would happily set on fire to cook the others I will probably have to eat:

Operation Shylock: A Confession (1993) by Philip Roth (...What was he thinking? I wince for you, Philip Roth.)